I Love Losing

I hate losing. I almost always want to win, but I found a new way to win that makes me feel like a competition was actually a collaboration: Losing spectacularly.

Often when competing you know when your goose is cooked, you weren't at your best on the day, and your demise is imminent. But instead of giving up, go out with a bang. Set your opponent up for the coup de grâce. Let them play to the crowd and hit their finisher on you, they deserve it.

Then it turns out you didn't lose afterall, you were just a great heel in the story you both were telling.